RT @markhoppus: Couple at this restaurant making out so hard, if Chevy Chase were here I'd turn to him and say "He's gonna pork her, Dad."
RT @markhoppus: This action movie lost me when, after three days on the lam from thugs, the hero's cell phone still has battery.
RT @markhoppus: those jeans give your knees camel toes.
@markhoppus Life is still not fair in movies. Pathetic innit?
@markhoppus Is it sad that everytime I go through South Kensington I try and find you, but to no avail..I will be successful, one day!
@markhoppus Nokia
RT @markhoppus: If there's one bit of wisdom I truly hope to pass on to my son, it is this: When in doubt, stare at your phone.